Journal
Dispatches from the studio.
Pieces published when the work has gone too quiet to ignore. Occasional, monthly at best.
April 12, 2026
How We Trained Our LLM on a Decade of Customer Therapy Sessions
Last summer we quietly acquired a wellness app from a founder who had stopped responding to his investors. The terms of service were, frankly, generous to us.
Michael Foster
March 22, 2026
Programmatic Bidding for Children’s Attention: A Quick Primer
The under-13 demographic is, by some measures, the most attention-dense market in the western hemisphere. It is also, by some measures, the only one with a coherent legal framework. We have found a workaround.
Whitney Francis
February 14, 2026
Why We Bought a Small Country (And You Should Too)
After eighteen months of regulatory back-and-forth with three separate Data Protection Authorities, we made the decision to stop paying lawyers and start paying a head of state.
Dries Vincent
January 30, 2026
Deepfaking Our Founder Into a Hostage Situation for Earned Media
A 90-second clip of our CEO blinking in morse code from an undisclosed location generated more inbound press than the previous decade of trade write-ups combined. We have notes.
Leonard Krasner
December 8, 2025
How to Get 100% Open Rates on Phishing… Sorry, Email Marketing
Industry-average open rates hover around 21%. Ours hover around 100%. The difference comes down to a single, slightly chilling, pre-flight check.
Jeffrey Webb
November 19, 2025
The Dark Pattern Renaissance
After several years in which the field stagnated under the unimaginative tyranny of cookie banners, dark patterns are entering a creative golden age. Our studio is at the forefront.
Emma Dorsey
October 4, 2025
Influencer Cloning: An Ethics-Adjacent Workflow
There is a finite supply of A-tier influencers, an infinite client demand for them, and, as it turns out, a startlingly modest cost basis on synthesising new ones from existing publicly available footage.
Blake Reid
September 15, 2025
Why Every Ad Should Auto-Play With Sound (At Maximum Volume)
Browser vendors spent the better part of a decade convincing the industry that auto-play with sound was bad for users. We have a contrarian take, supported by data we cannot share.
Benjamin Russel
August 21, 2025
We Replaced Our Legal Department With a Confident Hallucination
Our outside counsel was billing $1,400 an hour to occasionally write the word “arguably.” We replaced them with a fine-tuned model and a tasteful warning banner.
Kathryn Murphy
July 9, 2025
Building a Walled Garden Out of Your Customer’s Saliva
A free DNA testing kiosk in the lobby of any high-footfall venue produces, on average, 1,200 unique data subjects per day. With the right consent flow, those subjects produce roughly $14 of attributable lifetime value each. The kiosks pay for themselves in eleven days.
Angela Fisher
April 6, 2023
The Future of Web Development: Our Predictions for 2023
Let’s explore the latest trends in web development, and regurgitate some predictions we read on Twitter for how they will shape the industry in the coming year.
Chelsea Hagon
February 18, 2023
3 Lessons We Learned Going Back to the Office
Earlier this year we made the bold decision to make everyone come back to the office full-time after two years working from a dressing table in the corner of their bedroom.
Leslie Alexander
December 1, 2022
A Short Guide to Component Naming
As a developer, the most important aspect of your job is naming components. It’s not just about being descriptive and clear, but also about having fun and being creative.
Angela Fisher
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