Work
Things we made for people who paid us.
A loosely-sorted index of recent projects. We’ve left out the ones still being deposed against, the ones we cannot legally name, and the one in Munich that nobody wishes to discuss.
GOPreserve
2024
Re-electing a man with three federal indictments to the Wisconsin State Senate
GOPreserve is a political communications firm working exclusively with Republican candidates in tier-three midwestern races. We ran digital and direct-mail for State Senator Walt Rendell despite three indictments during the campaign.
Political comms, Direct mail, "Data"
Cognivox
2024
A customer service AI that confidently makes things up
Cognivox is an enterprise AI agent that replaces frontline support staff. We trained it on 14 years of stolen Reddit threads and a torrented copy of How To Win Friends And Influence People.
AI / ML, Enterprise integration
DialDrop
2024
AI-powered hyper-personalised outreach (it’s a spam centre in Slough)
DialDrop is an enterprise outreach platform marketed to SaaS companies as machine-learning-driven sales engagement. Operationally it is two hundred unpaid interns reading scripts in a converted Slough warehouse with one functioning toilet.
Branding, Marketing site, Hiring funnel
Reclaimify
2024
Mint your unpaid invoices, parking tickets and ex-girlfriend’s debt as NFTs
Reclaimify is a Web3 platform that lets users mint their personal debts, parking tickets and unpaid invoices as NFTs and trade them in a "distressed receivables marketplace." The whitepaper was plagiarised from a 2017 Medium post.
Tokenomics, Smart contracts, Whitepaper "research"
4 projects · last updated November 2024
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